Fridgerupt

adj.

1. The realization that you are hungry, it's too late to call for take-out, and your refrigerator contains nothing but two jars of mustard, a container of mayonnaise, and a 2-liter bottle of diet root beer: I had to hit the Mickey D's on the way home because I'm totally fridgerupt.

Surprisingly, Google returns no results for this seemingly-obvious portmanteau, so I am staking my claim.