The Hooker GapMug shots of prostitutes picked up by the St. Petersburg police. No, Beavis, in Russia. I'd like to laugh, but who'd want to bet that the typical lineup of needle-tracked, meth-toothed, ten-years-past-their-prime wildebeests one finds in what's left of the seedy parts of town around here would make these eastern bloc girls look like the freshman class of BU by comparison?